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Dandelion in the Spring

Hi! I am Maria and I like to do crazy stuff. I am a fan of Percy Jackson, Harry Potter, The Hunger Games, Homestuck, and basically anything that can make me laugh and/or cry hysterically. I am also extremely attracted to Josh Hutcherson, so you will see a lot of him. I am a proud feminist, so there is the occasional political post, but I'm not going to apologize. Have fun with this messy adventure I call a blog.
Apr 20 '14

derpollo-justice:

aquaticwonder:

Are you a piece of art because I’d like to nail you up against a wall

Damn

Apr 20 '14

(Source: rawrimamidget)

Apr 20 '14

medioxumatepoet:

missionlameturtle:

andrysb24:

mandkips:

#and then he dies #and she starts killing people

Not to mention the whole damn town gets cursed

he doesn’t just DIE, he’s lynched because the Gaston-equivalent sees them together and the whole town is horribly racist and that’s why she starts killing people

I WILL DEFEND THESE TWO TO THE GRAVE

(Source: ashagreyjoyed)

Apr 20 '14

magicaldeductions:

goddammit bill

Apr 20 '14

cryingalonewithfrankenstein:

steakplissken:

shipssabriel:

vulcangrapefruit:

youremybrandnewday:

STOP IT STOP IT NOW THIS IS SO VERY WRONG

this is beautiful

Think of how liberating it would have been to be a woman in the 1880s and to have a smartphone. You could find out about work opportunities, stay in touch with relatives in the motherland/state, and sass your employers anonymously online.

Also: debutant twitter drama

yeah these put a huge grin on my face not gonna lie 

(Source: you-had-me-at-downton)

Apr 20 '14

hellacatholic:

my mom’s boyfriend was born on april 20 in 1969. his birthday is 4/20/69. there is literally no better day to be born.

Apr 20 '14
  • Woman: I'm smart
  • Patriarchy: Well you're probably ugly then
  • Woman: I'm creative
  • Patriarchy: You mean unattractive right?
  • Woman: I have all these incredible accomplishments
  • Patriarchy: Yeah but look how ugly you looked doing them
  • Woman: I have value
  • Patriarchy: Not if you're ugly lol
  • Woman: I'm conventionally-attractive & posted selfies on my blog
  • Patriarchy: I'm so sick of these empty-headed chicks only caring about their looks. Just because you are attractive and get attention from men doesn't mean you are special or deserve respect. Why don't you read a book or do something productive with your life you dumb slut
Apr 20 '14

chris-rock:

inwhichifeelallthefeels:

kevwinchester:

cpropht:

wherewilltheducksgo:

im poor ill try it

ooohhh i have to try this

Sweet Jesus

I was like: WHY ARE WE NOT FUNDING THIS. And then I realized pizza rolls.

I made these, and I highly recommend you do the same

(Source: wamwanfood)

Apr 20 '14
dot823:

wendythang:

that-dude-with-the-voice:

skittlepuddles:


wendythang:


misscourtneylayne:


ROXIE. GET IT RIGHT. R O X I E


no thank you


not being a homestuck fan must be so confusing


Do you guys even realize that this is from the musical Chicago and /not/ Homestuck? 
Not being a Chicago fan must be so confusing.  That person is right.  It’s R-O-X-I-E.

help i’m dying

i wonder how many of these reblogs are homestucks partially reblogging it for the commentary. this is literally hilarious.
And for those who are curious; this is literally both Homestuck AND Chicago. The girl there is Roxy Lalonde. She’s got pink eyes and blonde slightly curly hair, with a little curl right near her bangs. And the ‘O’ in ‘ROXY’ is made to have her godtier symbol in it. This is literally a crossover between Homestuck and Chicago. 
It really must be confusing, not being a Homestuck. Especially when you blindly accuse others of making non-Homestuck things into Homestuck things, when the things were actually Homestuck things in the first place. There are several reasons why I spend less and less time on tumblr, and the false accusations towards Homestuck fans is one of them. 

dot823:

wendythang:

that-dude-with-the-voice:

skittlepuddles:

wendythang:

misscourtneylayne:

ROXIE. GET IT RIGHT. R O X I E

no thank you

not being a homestuck fan must be so confusing

Do you guys even realize that this is from the musical Chicago and /not/ Homestuck? 

Not being a Chicago fan must be so confusing.  That person is right.  It’s R-O-X-I-E.

help i’m dying

i wonder how many of these reblogs are homestucks partially reblogging it for the commentary. this is literally hilarious.

And for those who are curious; this is literally both Homestuck AND Chicago. The girl there is Roxy Lalonde. She’s got pink eyes and blonde slightly curly hair, with a little curl right near her bangs. And the ‘O’ in ‘ROXY’ is made to have her godtier symbol in it. This is literally a crossover between Homestuck and Chicago. 

It really must be confusing, not being a Homestuck. Especially when you blindly accuse others of making non-Homestuck things into Homestuck things, when the things were actually Homestuck things in the first place. There are several reasons why I spend less and less time on tumblr, and the false accusations towards Homestuck fans is one of them. 

(Source: kecky)

Apr 20 '14

le-smut:

lacigreen:

lalatinafeminista:

toomanyfuckscrusader:

hiddlefun:

cloudcuckoolander527:

talisguy:

Signal boosting in case anyone needed to know this. 

This is informative as heck. Show this to everyone!

This is actually some great info! Why can’t they teach this kind of thing in school??

Wow, I’ve taken health and sex ed three times during my educational process and never learned any of this. Thanks.

Definitely some important information here!

this is supa awesome.  i do think it should be noted that side effects of EC *really* vary.  when I took EC I didn’t have any symptoms whatsoever.  

I’ve done it once after a condom mishap. I experienced no issues and my period followed as schedule.

I read somewhere afterwards, that if you’re overweight (as I am), the EC may not work. So maybe it worked. Maybe it didn’t and I just got lucky.

(Source: rememberthstars)